yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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