Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
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How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
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You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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