I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
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Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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