So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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