hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
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Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
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My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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