So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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