You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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