ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
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My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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