Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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