Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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