i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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