The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
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Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
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All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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