the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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