You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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