I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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