everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
high people should be assigned attendants
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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