It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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