Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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