You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
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just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
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Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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