and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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