Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
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I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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