waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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