Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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