office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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