her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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