If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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