I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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