You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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