At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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