I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Randomize
