Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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