Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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