I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
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