We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
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he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
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My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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