I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
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those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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