you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Found your dick twin last night
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants