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  I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts

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• (951): View more from California

  so let's talk penis.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.

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• (646): View more from New York

  still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.

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