i permit you to call me
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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