You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
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He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
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Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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