mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I'm at about main and main street
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This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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