Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
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SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
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I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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