i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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