Where is the hickey?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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