I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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