She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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