Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I have post one night stand depression
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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