For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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