Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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