no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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