careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I'm eating all of the evidence.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
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No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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