he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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