Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
