FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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