she was so not down for the gang bang
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Randomize
