Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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