I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
And then my night got REAL pukey
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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