BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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