i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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