Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
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no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
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there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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