I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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